Chachi
        Evoke Valiant Extinction

RANK
Captain

SCORING ABILITY
I'd say, on average, about 15-1 ratio... Sometimes it'll be 15-3, sometimes 40-0... you can never tell with me.  Personally, I consider more than 5 deaths unacceptable. What, you don't believe me?  Come watch me play.

PERSONAL BEST
Score    Map                    Server                      Class
117-9    Crossover2             SPIKE'S SERVER          Soldier

CLASS STRENGHS
I can play each class flawlessly.  I've been told my aim is ridiculous many a time.  However, some classes are just plain better than others.  My favorite classes are soldier and spy, but don't front on my sniper skills either, or you'll be sorry.

WEAKNESSES
While sniping, I'm often the victim of numerous stabs, infections, and assault cannon rounds from behind me. Mouse freezes every 10 minutes or so, rendering me helpless to turn or fire
for a duration of about 5 seconds. I can never resist pulling out the crowbar or the number 2 shotgun to kill people with low health.

SPECIAL ABILITIES
Strafe Jumping, Bunny Hopping, Double Rocket Jumping, Conc Jumping over ridiculous distances
 
GRAFFTI TAG
I like the happy face, personally.

INTELLIGENCE REPORT
BEGIN INTELLIGENCE REPORT – TARGET DESIGNATION:
“Chachi”

    Chachi.  A funny name (from Happy Days if you haven't guessed), but there's nothing funny about the way I play.  Check the scoreboards and you'll always find me on top.  I enjoy "sniping faces off" (as me and my roommate Bling! say) for fun.  Usually my ping is so low that I can always get the jump on others, which is always a plus.  I will strive to strengthen EvE with my talent and help others to hone their skills as well.

END INTELLIGENCE REPORT --X